Mythical Beast Seen Stalking Forza Horizon Cover Car ...
The dragon was seen stalking it's intended target of a brand new, spanking hot Viper from as far away as Salt Lake City, Utah.
Unconfirmed reports are stating that the continuous growl from the Viper caused the dragon nto go into a fit of fury in response to a rival mating call generated by the monsterous exhaust system fitted to the Viper. Further incidents have been reported near to bridges and farms as the dragon chased the supercar across many miles of farmland and mountain ranges.
There are no reports of any injuries at this time, however, the organizers of the festival have requested that all 'boy racers' & 'gear heads' cruise their way into the camping grounds in fear of further reprisals from other dragons, in this, the height of mating season. Forza Horizon Festival goers are also being requested to 'stay away' from the western edge of Colorado as Utah seems to be the hotspot for dragon sightings at this time of year.
You have been warned !
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